Welcome to the Party

When I decided to assemble some adventurers I was hoping to get a couple of stoic fighters, a friendly cleric and a wise wizard. Instead I have collected:

• a half-orc who's too stupid to speak and may not understand why I hired him
  
• a wizard who thinks she's a belly-dancing princess
• a friendly cleric
• a shifty bard with strangely good armour
  
• a weapon-crazed halfling
• a mysterious dwarven monk.

Well, at least the cleric is OK.